at least i can say i stand for something

i like to pretend that when cars honk at eachother, it's their way of talking. so now when i hear cars honking at eachother i'm not frightened, i'm just like 'aww, how cute'

GIVE ME A CORGI OR GIVE ME DEATH

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uoa:

do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of there

(via mistakenvision)

allyrhodesmusic:

THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME 

allyrhodesmusic:

THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME 

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highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

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